Welcome to Twits R Us. If you've been scowering Tumblr for an original blog with unique posts, or artistic photography, then I advise you to turn around and retreat. Go back the way you came.

But if you have been searching for a blog, purely made to recapture some of the interesting and downright bizarre posts of Tumblr, then you have found the right blog! Congratulations!
One day in the not so distance future I might decide to do more of my own stuff, be it a short story, a photo, illustration, or philosophical thought. Chances are I'll make a seperate blog for that, though. Stay tuned!

Yours faithfully, Gavin Ridley (My alias).

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askaceattorney:

Dear Anonymous,

She reacted generally the way you would expect:

Denial they were hers, furious indigence, lots of whip lashing, etc.

But the question is, why do you know about this incident?  Come to gloat, panty snatcher?

Give yourself up or I’ll catch you personally!

-Miles Edgeworth

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The Internet should be more British

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The Baker Street Babes present… It’s Always 1895 Giveaway!

In honor of reaching 1895 Followers here on tumblr, we are giving away the complete collection of Granada Sherlock Holmes. The giveaway will last until March 10th. A winner will be chosen by a random number generator.

To enter to win…

  1. You must be following us. This is a giveaway for our followers, so if you aren’t already, follow us now! We do regular podcasts on Sherlock Holmes, post everything and anything Holmes related, and are fucking hilarious.
  2. You can reblog this up to three times.
  3. Likes do not count.
  4. Please note the DVD is PAL/Region 2. This means it will only play on Region 2 DVD players. Region 2 countries are: The UK, Europe (except Russia, Ukraine, and Belarus), Middle East, Egypt, Japan, South Africa, Swaziland, Lesotho, Greenland, French Overseas departments and territories. It will, of course, play on region-free DVD players, on computers, and should play on Playstation 3.
  5. We will ship anywhere in the world.

All about the prize!

The late Jeremy Brett, the definitive Holmes, stars in these beautiful adaptations taken from the classic ITV1 series and as ever Dr Watson is on hand as his indispensable assistant. Featuring guests appearances from stars such as John Thaw (Inspector Morse), Robert Hardy (Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets), Natasha Richardson (Maid in Manhattan), Joss Ackland (Lethal Weapon 2), Peter Vaughan (Remains of the Day) and many more.

This 16 disc boxset contains the entire Sherlock series.

Episodes include…

The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes :
A Scandal In Bohemia
The Dancing Men
The Naval Treaty
The Solitary Cyclist
A Crooked Man
The Speckled Band
The Blue Carbunkle
The Copper Beeches
The Greek Interpreter
The Norwood Builder
The Resident Patient
The Red Headed League
The Final Problem


The Return Of Sherlock Holmes:
The Empty House
The Priory School
The Second Strain
The Musgrove Ritual
The Abbey Grange
The Man with the Twisted Lip
The Six Napoleons
The Sign of Four
The Devil’s Foot
Silver Blaze
Wisteria Lodge
The Bruce Partington Plans
The Hound Of The Baskervilles


The Casebook Of Sherlock Holmes:
The Disappearance Of Lady Frances Carfax
The Problem of Thor Bridge
The Adventure of Shoscombe Old Place
The Boscombe Valley Mystery
The Illustrious Client
The Creeping Man
The Master Blackmailer
The Last Vampyre
The Eligible Bachelor


The Memoirs Of Sherlock Holmes:
The Three Gables
The Dying Detective
The Golden Pince-Nez
The Red Circle
The Mazarin Stone
The Cardboard Box

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askaceattorney:

Dear Mr. Sinister,

You’re not very polite.

-Ken “Acro” Dingling

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askaceattorney:

Dear Mr. Sinister,

You’re not very polite.

-Ken “Acro” Dingling

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